Newsflash: most of humanity inexplicably fails to queue in the squintillions at the box office for movie that portrays most of humanity as leeching parasites upon the Übermensch.
How could they be so depravedly indifferent to this important message about their true unworth?
But of course, it’s all the fault of them elite effete liberal movie critics forcing – forcing, I say! – this film’s truly would-be-if-they-could-be gargantuan audience to stay home, no doubt weeping bitterly disappointed tears while relegated to watching vastly inferior entertainment in which the beauteous and perspicacious entrepreneur Dagny Taggart never once appears alongside the ruggedly brilliant entrepreneur Hank Rearden. The sinister power wielded by the liberal elite, which irresistibly compels people to not go and see things that they really truly deep down totally want to see, is most disturbing to behold.
At least the director is standing on principle and emulating his hero. With such poor revenue figures, he’s threatening to ‘go Galt’ with respect to making Part 2, since the world has shown itself not worthy of the sweat of his genius brow. Admirable chap, what? I commend his integrity.